John Bauer

Warehouse Manager

John loves history, psychology, philosophy, and sports and tends to approaches his work through those prisms. This “farm kid” from the windy plains of Kansas has over 10 years experience in operations and warehouse management.


  1. Which living person do you most admire?
    President Obama
  2. What’s the greatest party you’ve ever been to?
    Vice Kills Texas SXSW 2007
  3. Which historical figure do you most identify with?
    Dwight David Eisenhower
  4. What is your motto?
    Could be worse
  5. What is your most treasured possession?
    My dog
  6. What is your idea of perfect happiness?
  7. What is your greatest extravagance?
    My shoes
  8. What’s your most over-used phrase?
    Either, “despite what I look like, I DO NOT have jesus magic” or ” Kique, we’ve talked about this”. (WE HAVE TO USE THIS ONE! -LH)
  9. What do you most admire in your friends?
    Logic and reasoning skills
  10. What’s your favorite vacation spot?
    Anywhere warm, preferably with a beach